As a non-meat eater I don’t crave meat at all. But what I do crave is the opportunity to douse my food stuffs in tomato sauce. In my youth, my meat consumption revolved around sauce: devon and sauce sandwiches from the school canteen, grilled cutlets and sauce, roast chicken and sauce rolls, chicken schnitzel and [...]

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Aiya.
Living in Asia you have a lot of trouble trying to eat ethically produced meat. I know you vegetarians complain a lot about trying to eat meat-free here, and it’s certainly warranted - the number of times I’ve seen pork on the vegetarian menu… But at least the concept of vegetarianism has usually been introduced [...]

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Fake meat is hard to come by in Poland. This country celebrates the eating of meat as much as it celebrates its love for, say the Church. So, if you happen to be a vego (I don’t think the word ‘vegan’ has even entered the vernacular) you’re pretty much in the poo. Aside from the [...]

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If I like something I will sometimes write an ode to it in my head. Lately, because I have a bit of a permanent holiday feeling due to being overseas, I have been writing them down.
An Ode to Fake Meat
Fake meat, you are so neat
All of your varieties I plan to eat.
You are unsung [...]

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